Train of thought

..An da the page is shiny white..white like sheep. Soft, soft fleece mixed on a bed of goat cheese, which is smelly like your mom. Lame jokes abound online like Narutards on deviantART. Did I mention I ruv dA anyways? Anyways, I wonder if this typing position will give me carpal tunnel. Carpet tunnel, like a rolled-up rug? Bugs in rugs scare me. Do insectoid aliens exist? Or living velociraptors? Velociraptors are liek RAUR and liek teeths and clauz and stuffs, rait? Lolcats are funny...they can haz cheezburgrz. There is no burger. The fork pwns the spoon. Why is it called spooning? Wouldn't forking be more correct? Hehe, forks. Like sleeping legs. Why do we stab them?


~Mephisto