Parents.

So. Parents. One of the most hated things in teenage life. So, what do they do, exactly?

• Rail atcha. They get pissed at the slightest slip. Slow to pick-up after school by 5 minutes? 20-minute-long rant on the car-ride home.
  
• Be fucking commies. Yup, that's right. Spending a little too much time on homework? Internet restrictions. A schedule posted everywhere in the house. Hourly checkups on what you're fucking doing.
• Be completely ignorant. African-Americans moved in? Tell ya to stay away from them drug dealers. Internet not working? Reformat the computer. They also make pretty ignorant assumptions. If I ask for money to donate to a fund for a female's birthday, they immediately jump on the topic of <3. Douches, ain't they?
  
• Be fucking perfectionists. RIEK OMG U MISSED A QUESTION ON DIS HOMEWORKZ! U MUST SPEND 2 HOURZ COLLECTING!
  
• Whine and demand. Yup, this stereotype is usually restricted to us teenagers. But what do they do? "Skip grades! I want to retire early! Turn down the lights! Shower early! Get a scholarship! Do this! Do that!"
• Be stubbornly biased. Combined with their ignorance, this makes them complete douches. Mine, for example, refuse to let me listen to music during homework. Why? It's supposedly "distracting" when personally it focuses for me. Opinion much?
  
• Antiquated views. Asian parents usually believe in some old-age superstition and other stuff. OOH, YOU MUST NOT GIVE CLOCKS TO PEOPLE OR DEY WILL DIEEEEEE.
  

That concludes this rant on parents. This may be updated in the future. Count on it.